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Misc248

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1936
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 54 posted

About Misc248 : This website is hilarious. Just wanted to join the fun.

Misc248's page activity

Visits<b>billboob</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 9:40pm<b>ilovemysonkalebj</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:59pm<b>KyloRen</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:11pm<b>Druu</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:07pm<b>Supaviper</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:10am<b>sharrison376</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:33pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 12:35am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 6:59pm<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:37am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:29am<b>HiThereIFailed</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:53pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:45am<b>kitkatjoy_96</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 2:06am<b>ogoodrich</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 8:44pm<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:12pm<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 3:46pm<b>awkwardmess</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 11:18am<b>Damafia</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 8:23am

Fucked!<b>billboob</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 3:40am<b>ilovemysonkalebj</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:59pm<b>KyloRen</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 7:12pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:57am<b>Kitra555</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 2:09am<b>yolololol3</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:35pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:11pm

Misc248's FML badges

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Misc248's favorite FMLs

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

by Anonymous / 06/19/2009 at 1:26am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

by CastAway / 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

by Christine / 05/09/2009 at 2:08am / United States (Nevada) / Animals

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

by bdutton / 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42cent postage so now I have to pay $250.00 because my mother is cheap. FML

by Stickerless / 04/10/2009 at 2:39pm / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

by missy / 04/10/2009 at 4:17am / Italy (Toscana) / Health

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

by BadBreath / 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

by Anonymity / 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

by The_HML / 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Maryland) / Holidays

Today, I told my boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

by knee2tak / 03/14/2009 at 5:46am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

by dizzlewizzle / 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

by Elmo / 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

by crazycutie1027 / 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

by neversayhiagain / 02/10/2009 at 12:58am / United States (Kansas) / Kids

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

by FractalSanity / 02/01/2009 at 3:11am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love