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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1918
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 54 posted

About Misc248 : This website is hilarious. Just wanted to join the fun.

Misc248's page activity

Visits<b>billboob</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 9:40pm<b>ilovemysonkalebj</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:59pm<b>KyloRen</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:11pm<b>Druu</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:07pm<b>Supaviper</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:10am<b>sharrison376</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:33pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 12:35am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 6:59pm<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:37am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:29am<b>HiThereIFailed</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:53pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:45am<b>kitkatjoy_96</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 2:06am<b>ogoodrich</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 8:44pm<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:12pm<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 3:46pm<b>awkwardmess</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 11:18am<b>Damafia</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 8:23am

Fucked!<b>billboob</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 3:40am<b>ilovemysonkalebj</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:59pm<b>KyloRen</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 7:12pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:57am<b>Kitra555</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 2:09am<b>yolololol3</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:35pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:11pm

Misc248's FML badges

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Misc248's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2009 at 10:27pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

by oxjessiiox / 10/11/2009 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

by blackedout / 10/06/2009 at 1:25am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML

by MEW / 09/20/2009 at 8:38pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

by Anonymous / 09/08/2009 at 4:48pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

by GasAttack / 09/07/2009 at 9:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML

by Kegronauer / 08/23/2009 at 5:35pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

by Nick / 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

by Nick / 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

by re2K5 / 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm / Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto) / Money

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

by merkris / 06/29/2009 at 11:41am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

by merkris / 06/29/2009 at 11:41am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

by ilikeirishducks / 06/19/2009 at 9:51am / Italy / Miscellaneous