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  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Misaki18 : 9/11/11
Peruvian. Runner. Politics and Rilkkuma

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Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML


I agree, your life sucks (54743) - you deserved it (6232)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41172) - you deserved it (18133)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (7109)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the "man cold" has infected my brother. He honestly thinks he's dying. He only has the sniffles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (3505)

On 12/06/2013 at 7:21am - health - by linzl00 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (4173)

On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24794) - you deserved it (39171)

On 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45241) - you deserved it (8663)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by Suprise - United States

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51576) - you deserved it (24908)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML


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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

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