About MisUnFortunate : My boyfriend is amazing. And perfect. And cute. Bye.
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by macguy / 10/20/2016 at 10:25am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
Today, my drill sergeant found out it's my birthday. I spent the rest of the day scrubbing large, filthy pots for the entire base of 2000+ and scrubbing grime off of bathroom walls. Happy birthday to me! FML
by Thank you, exactly what I wanted Sergeant / 08/21/2016 at 9:53am / Work
by gavthewarealpaca / 05/16/2016 at 5:36am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by clutzirella / 08/07/2015 at 2:32am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by are you kidding me? / 03/10/2014 at 4:22am / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Miscellaneous
Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 7:45am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
by SlapAndTickle / 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm / United States / Kids
by Ellie / 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
by she knows / 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by animal lover... / 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm / Animals
by Overworked / 09/30/2013 at 1:01am / United States / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…