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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 August 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 954
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mirjam : Wife & mom

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Visits<b>Mornai</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 10:38pm<b>razorbacklove</b> - the 01/22/2012 at 1:00pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 11/07/2011 at 5:52pm<b>youtubetre</b> - the 11/05/2011 at 7:36am<b>THE_A_TEEN</b> - the 10/29/2011 at 12:39am<b>01fuckhead10</b> - the 10/10/2011 at 4:26am<b>unicornofthesea</b> - the 10/03/2011 at 4:12pm<b>Riiley</b> - the 09/26/2011 at 2:30pm<b>Killerturtle</b> - the 09/16/2011 at 9:54am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/12/2011 at 9:25am<b>erpaderp</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 6:25pm<b>Djibril</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:51am

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Mirjam's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31709) - you deserved it (6851)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27612) - you deserved it (2263)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40738) - you deserved it (3985)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17635) - you deserved it (49820)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40574) - you deserved it (5229)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

#18045518
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (5971)

On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17324) - you deserved it (31329)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (2948)

On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22202) - you deserved it (9027)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39188) - you deserved it (4606)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51901) - you deserved it (16568)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32930) - you deserved it (6437)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18341) - you deserved it (37118)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML

#18012444
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37329) - you deserved it (5742)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML



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