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MirandaaHoldsHim
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MirandaaHoldsHim : Hey, im Miranda.
A dancer.
Still young.
Taken.

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Today, for Easter my brother & sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

#924153 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (94161) - you deserved it (3821)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML

#921168 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (52347) - you deserved it (7990)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (52598) - you deserved it (7828)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

#651066 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (24647) - you deserved it (58196)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

#617200 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (103113) - you deserved it (8124)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (106228) - you deserved it (10353)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)