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Mirailecious
  • Town/Country : Saudi Arabia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1775
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Mirailecious : I have 3 annoying little brothers. Don't know how I survive.

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Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, 'So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?' FML

#13071693
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33127) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/16/2010 at 6:59am - kids - by mommymo (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

#12997934
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6487) - you deserved it (53107)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25964) - you deserved it (4202)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592
331 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

#12837026
123 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
302 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
261 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
189 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
214 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

#12294723
62 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

#12293464
155 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112
318 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

#12187023
89 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by pandaboo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

#11629383
201 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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