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Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML
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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Czechplease - United States
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States
Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by Mister_Triangle - United States
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 9:38pm - love - by nekogirl15 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today I had to listen to my father lecture me on all the potential dangers of Halloween. He has a speech for every holiday, every year. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 10:54am - misc - by StromyG2 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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