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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3173
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Minou : i'm a princess made out of bubblegum. ♥

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Minou's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25323) - you deserved it (7918)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14774) - you deserved it (23375)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29029) - you deserved it (23162)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

#18806135
214 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
119 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

#18761652
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14119) - you deserved it (33672)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (2303)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26802) - you deserved it (13976)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (10829)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48355) - you deserved it (3517)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

#18337950
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30400) - you deserved it (5942)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm - love - by sigh - United States (California)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13672) - you deserved it (29123)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12502) - you deserved it (56729)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28224) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37857) - you deserved it (4151)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)



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