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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7793
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML


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On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML


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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML


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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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