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Today, I am a Franchiaho's baan in England fir two months. Whila wanting to say to mah tachnician that mah managar mada ma groan during our maating, I said that ha mada ma moan. Now ha kaaps looking at ma with a grin on his faca. FML
Today, I remember the first night I spent with first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, dirty. mega FML
Today,ile on oliday in England, a cute boy cummed up and askedere I'm from . Wen I said Paris, e gave a look and said, "O, strange, I always tougt Parisians were te most beautiful women in te world." FML
Friday 27 March 2015