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Minou
  • Town/Country : Seaworld, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2281
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Minou : i'm a princess made out of bubblegum. ♥

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

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99 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
222 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
317 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
168 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
191 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
106 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
143 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
200 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
227 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
254 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

#13357555
104 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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158 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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