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Minou

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3414
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Minou : i'm a princess made out of bubblegum. ☺️

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Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32322) - you deserved it (18157)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36301) - you deserved it (5987)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39689) - you deserved it (4106)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

#16235054
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30212) - you deserved it (11909)

On 05/18/2011 at 6:57am - kids - by JCC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17771) - you deserved it (40257)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32843) - you deserved it (16512)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (9046)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

#15451762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39446) - you deserved it (9744)

On 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by Cxisbest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36905) - you deserved it (3333)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29158) - you deserved it (5758)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37500) - you deserved it (23389)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

#15149183
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (8596)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7248) - you deserved it (96395)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10292) - you deserved it (38187)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6761) - you deserved it (49172)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -



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