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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3823
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Minou : i'm a princess made out of bubblegum. ☺️

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Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47171) - you deserved it (5390)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

#18123545
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (3022)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (4899)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51698) - you deserved it (4053)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39960) - you deserved it (10576)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, my Dad's banjo arrived, as part of his mid-life crisis. It would be fine if he could play it but unfortunately he's tone deaf. He hasn't stopped playing it for the last 4 hours. FML

#17927244
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22650) - you deserved it (2254)

On 10/07/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

#17754164
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (5539)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27020) - you deserved it (4913)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

#17089310
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24670) - you deserved it (37534)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39727) - you deserved it (2683)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46355) - you deserved it (7188)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50869) - you deserved it (5187)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13926) - you deserved it (35719)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51162) - you deserved it (3638)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27026) - you deserved it (6243)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada



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