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MindlessRobot
  • Town/Country : Ohio, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 May 1985 (26 years)
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Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (4973) - you deserved it (384)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (1873) - you deserved it (5325)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (6925) - you deserved it (1629)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

#19014850 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (6458) - you deserved it (635)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478 (382)

I agree, your life sucks (9752) - you deserved it (1128)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (1060)

On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (10945) - you deserved it (647)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

#18913466 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (6667) - you deserved it (1183)

On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781 (353)

I agree, your life sucks (9582) - you deserved it (860)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (3043) - you deserved it (6744)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

#18795812 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (10621) - you deserved it (753)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm - animals - by Jeslyn03 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (12350) - you deserved it (1273)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (4511) - you deserved it (13560)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#18592385 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (8976) - you deserved it (1249)

On 12/23/2011 at 8:32pm - love - by FML (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (8136) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa