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Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
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I agree, your life sucks (5813) - you deserved it (17632)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24791) - you deserved it (24646)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

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On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (364451) - you deserved it (20243)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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