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Milord
  • Town/Country : Leuven, Belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 9143
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

#1659307 (377)

I agree, your life sucks (149256) - you deserved it (30024)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:37am - animals - by Rhyno - United States (New York)

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Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

#1586580 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (9856) - you deserved it (40973)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363039) - you deserved it (401384)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (44991) - you deserved it (2767)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)