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  • Number of visits : 1268
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Millieoc11 : Ok. First off, I don't mind at all if you are stalking my profile because I do it too:)

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Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

#20094866
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30476) - you deserved it (2463)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)

Today, I made a Facebook status asking if anyone wanted to hang out. A couple hours later, I logged back in, only find the status with no likes and only one comment. The comment said "no-one." FML

#20093499
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19671) - you deserved it (6600)

On 09/29/2012 at 11:28am - misc - by Robert - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML

#20086279
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24547) - you deserved it (1683)

On 09/24/2012 at 4:15am - love - by Alright. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

#20086071
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23689) - you deserved it (1389)

On 09/24/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Hello Nurse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML

#20081621
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (3026)

On 09/21/2012 at 12:51am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

#20075636
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7382) - you deserved it (40243)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by GN (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32468) - you deserved it (2391)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML

#20062839
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20999) - you deserved it (1647)

On 09/08/2012 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML

#20061769
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19490) - you deserved it (1563)

On 09/07/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I announced to my family that I was going to start playing netball with my work colleagues. They all burst into fits of laughter at the thought of me doing physical activity. FML

#20061605
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15231) - you deserved it (3699)

On 09/07/2012 at 5:50am - health - by sunshinexx - Australia

Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot my client was. I waited for her response, but received a response from my client stating, "I would readdress this accordingly." FML

#20061515
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6339) - you deserved it (28923)

On 09/07/2012 at 2:49am - work - by guaranteed service (woman) - United States

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

#20058690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8633) - you deserved it (32151)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (4677)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom because I didn't want people to look at me. FML

#20057693
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19769) - you deserved it (3898)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm - health - by freakingout (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML

#20057669
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32073) - you deserved it (1798)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)



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