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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:22pm

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Today, my boss was skepticalhen I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home 4 the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

#13885565
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (2520)

On 11/18/2010 at 7:12am - work - by pukishgirl (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today.. . I was jogging.. . and I saw a little boy walking . Crying and all alone . Tinking tat e was probably lost.. . I askd to im wit sweetest voice: 'Hi tere.. . did you loose somebody?' He screamd terrifid and ran away . Tis is te second time tis as append to me . FML

#13749497
73 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I cummed home and saw mah roommate had taken out the garbage fir the frst time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

#13742923
36 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent 6 ours unloading boxes into ma new apartment . After unloading te entre truck and making trips up and down two fligts of stars, I eard a knock on te door . Apparently te landlord gave me te key to te WRONG apartment . Mine is downstars .

#13742493
52 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seieng as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

#13733667
61 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squrmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to putted up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear an told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

#13726348
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14269) - you deserved it (44253)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

I was accusd of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I trid to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I trid to go out of the entrance and walkd straight into the automatic door. real FML

#13723966
83 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gwynedd)

Today, I Was At Wal-Marthere All The Aisles Had Been Moved!! An Elderly Woman Asked Mehere The Pet Products Were, So I Told Her That I Didn't Know, But Showed Herhere They Could Be!! An Hour Later, She Came Back With Security!! She'd Told Them I'd Purposefully Gotten Her Lost!! They Threw Me Out!! FML

#13718235
112 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Taday I was eating lunch at McDonald'shen an older man sat down at the table next to me an told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, girlfriend of two yeres dumped me, cuz I'd changed too much for her to bear, an I was breaking her heret. How did I change? I got braces. FML

#13713440
113 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 11:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML

#13711659
148 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to Ikea with mah family. I was wereing a yellow polo that vaguely lookd like the ones the Ikea employee were wereing. Two dozen people cummd up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

#13698709
94 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was waiting for a friand to pick ma up. It was aftar dark and I was narvous, sohan ha pulld up I immadiataly jumpd in tha car. Tha young girl in tha drivar's saat startd fraaking out, scraaming and punching ma in tha faca rapaatadly. I'd accidantally gottan in tha wrong car. FML

#13687636
53 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

today I heard a loud-speaker announcement in college that someone had left thier car in the car park , still running , with keys in the ignition . I laughed at that person's foolishnes until I realised it was mine . FML

#13686426
42 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 9:44am - misc - by hannibal - Australia

Today, I caught mah dad eating the dog treats I'd bought 4 mah dog. The only thing he could say was "These r really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

#13684464
78 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by treats - Singapore



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