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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (4814)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33505) - you deserved it (4656)

On 08/04/2011 at 5:15am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34801) - you deserved it (29866)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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