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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2732
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Mikeskinner's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32064) - you deserved it (7930)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40979) - you deserved it (11517)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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677 comments

I agree, your life sucks (686519) - you deserved it (55359)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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1225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (643910) - you deserved it (434630)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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