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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4452
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Mikeskinner's favorite FMLs

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (765475) - you deserved it (62792)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (712840) - you deserved it (478566)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

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