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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3769
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror!! Fuck you Fifty Shades of Grey!! FML

#20096658
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall!! I screamd and told her to stay back!! Instead, she walkd up to the spider, squishd it, and told me to stop bieng such a baby!! fat FML

#20095198
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10068) - you deserved it (26853)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

yesterday I was on a plane returning to University.. . an I decided to shut my eyes . I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to fine I couldn't move at all . I was in sleep paralysis . The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat . FML

#20090890
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25552) - you deserved it (1838)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today I saw a dog trying to attack a man . I have experience working with aggressive dogs so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control . The man punched me in the face 4 not having my dog on a leash . It wasn't my dog . I don't even own a dog . FML

#20090883
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (1798)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:31am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MY EX DROPPED BY TO PICK UP A PIECE OF ART E'D LEFT WEN I TREW IM OUT A MONT AGO. WILE ERE, E VISITED TE RESTROOM. TONIGT, MY SAMPOO SMELLED LYK URINE. AND E CALLED AT 11PM TO SAY E'D ''RUBBED ONE OUT'' ON MY NEW BOYFRIEND'S TOOTBRUS. FML

#20090730
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19846) - you deserved it (7376)

On 09/27/2012 at 7:37am - misc - by red (woman) - United States (Oregon)

2day I'm hiding from my creepy next-door nieghbor!! She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, an she drunkenly trid to make out with me last weekend!! I'm two months older than her daughter!! FML

#20090653
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19403) - you deserved it (1394)

On 09/27/2012 at 4:19am - misc - by Creeped - United States

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I racaivad a drunkan prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's saddar, that I carriad out tha convarsation 4 30 minutas, or that this was tha first girl to call ma in ovar a yaar. FML

#20087914
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20073) - you deserved it (2472)

On 09/25/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by badluckryan - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was excited to get my frst writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

#20079105
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (3167)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I decided to look 4 the horrid stench coming from mah bathroom!! It turns out mah roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the ( trashcan by the sink!! ) That ( trashcan ) is mah old antique vase!! FML

#20077513
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (2387)

On 09/18/2012 at 7:56am - misc - by raesos91 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller,hen she nearly fell . I usd mah ninja-like reflexes to catch her . Too bad mah ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she deliverd to mah fap-stick 4 apparently being a "pervert" 4 saving her . FML

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart!! So much fir changing her opinion!! FML

#20066095
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17320) - you deserved it (3414)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

TODAY, I WANTED TO TAKE A BUBBLE BAT WIT TE JETS IN TE BAT TAT I AVEN'T USED IN YERES. WEN I GOT IN, IT TOOK ME AILE TO REALIZE TAT TE JETS AD SQURTED OUT SLIME AND A FAMILY OF UNIDENTIFIABLE BUGS TAT AVE PROBABLY BEEN LIVING TERE FOR YERES. FML

#20060052
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (8292)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told a grl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from mah own. big fat FML

#20059533
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24051) - you deserved it (2448)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (3741)

On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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