Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 02/07/2014 at 11:32pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Mike_Sweatpants's page activity

Visits<b>Dodger_fan16</b> - yesterday at 12:44pm<b>killer0689</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 1:45am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 11:12pm<b>nick2356</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 3:43pm<b>abigailjane_</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 9:27am<b>notabeachbabe</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 11:46am<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 5:36am<b>depressed_child</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 6:48am<b>natalea_rae</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 12:49am<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 12:03am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 5:55pm<b>lisaint</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 3:21pm<b>watermelon1</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 9:50pm<b>thatguy021</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 2:42pm<b>ItsMissLia</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 1:28am<b>Welshite</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 12:01am<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 4:33pm<b>ShortyJorty</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 9:01pm

Mike_Sweatpants's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of Mike_Sweatpants's badges

Mike_Sweatpants's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML

FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: