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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43111) - you deserved it (8739)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30178) - you deserved it (4642)

On 02/02/2010 at 8:00am - money - by taxed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65683) - you deserved it (3321)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36834) - you deserved it (2751)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

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