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MikaChan94

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MikaChan94

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1344
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31048) - you deserved it (2371)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31048) - you deserved it (2371)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31048) - you deserved it (2371)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31048) - you deserved it (2371)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73584) - you deserved it (7676)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62890) - you deserved it (3694)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
375 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

#16480060
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35231) - you deserved it (3103)

On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39071) - you deserved it (4037)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60053) - you deserved it (12569)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (7281)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

#16061392
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (14056)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada



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