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About Mii99 : Message me if you want to talk soccer (esp. World Cup)! (゜▼゜＊）
Xbox 360 Gamer tag: Mii99......Fifa 14,NBA 2k14, Halo 4, Halo Reach
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, while at the bakery, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Monday 1 September 2014