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today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

I brought up tha subjact of marriaga with my boyfriand. His rasponsa was to shoot ma with a narf gun an laugh. FML

#21019101
94 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by CatLady - United States (California)

Today, I woka up in tha middla of tha night to a figura holding a knifa abova ma . Aftar I scraamd in tarror, tha figura burst into laughtar . It was mah mom . Sha did this as payback for ma not washing tha dishas last night aftar making food . FML

#21016927
91 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy punched me in the subway 4 staring at looool his grlfriend. I had dark glasses on, an was fast asleep. FML

#21002133
87 comments

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On 12/23/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by GogglesGoggles - United States

Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store 4 getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter . FML

#21001750
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On 12/22/2013 at 8:51pm - love - by Lucie - United States (New York)

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped yur husband an won't release him unless u postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow an it was in his handwriting. FML

#20998964
122 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

2day I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter!! FML

#20997770
86 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, I had to pee during a supervisd lockdown. I askd teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking 4 someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including principal. FML

#20996748
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On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

yesterday I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens 4 mah school. They sent me to the counselor... suspended me... and recommended I go to therapy. FML

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend an mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

#20858245
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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , at work , I stepped out fir a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning , I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss , calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. real FML

#20853995
115 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 5:36pm - work - by jeed(1) (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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