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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1248
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Midrash : Like to chill with ppl who aren't phony.

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Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML


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On 08/29/2011 at 12:06am - misc - by Ariella - Singapore

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML


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On 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm - health - by acnebutt - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML


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On 08/27/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML


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On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML


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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

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