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Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:52am - animals - by JukeboxValkyrie (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)
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