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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3671
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MidnightTrue : I'm nice, and I love reading, writing, and music. Currently, I'm in college and taking basic classes right now. Eventually, I hope to graduate with either a Nursing or Radiography degree. I like meeting people and making new friends, so just send me a message if you'd like :) And I might add some people on Facebook too lol

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Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
96 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13141) - you deserved it (41314)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

#19521815
110 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by monkeycannon7 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

#19446242
110 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
130 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

#19434982
187 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

#19404145
104 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML

#19399007
96 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 12:43am - intimacy - by DanteWest1000 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22364) - you deserved it (4370)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML



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