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About MidnightTrue : I'm nice, and I love reading, writing, and music. Currently, I'm in college and taking basic classes right now. Eventually, I hope to graduate with either a Nursing or Radiography degree. I like meeting people and making new friends, so just send me a message if you'd like :) And I might add some people on Facebook too lol
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Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML
Friday 26 September 2014