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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4049
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MidnightTrue : I'm nice, and I love reading, writing, and music. Currently, I'm in college and taking basic classes right now. Eventually, I hope to graduate with either a Nursing or Radiography degree. I like meeting people and making new friends, so just send me a message if you'd like :) And I might add some people on Facebook too lol

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

#20020311
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24307) - you deserved it (6889)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (3420)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

#20005230
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (5172)

On 08/06/2012 at 2:37am - love - by shastadoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (2072)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

#19998464
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12359) - you deserved it (18844)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10736) - you deserved it (36862)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

#19950905
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24426) - you deserved it (3347)

On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

#19944321
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18688) - you deserved it (4811)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:12am - health - by goincrazy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

#19917515
113 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29903) - you deserved it (3577)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

#19894625
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19652) - you deserved it (1829)

On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went for a jog. I was 5 km away from home when I had a sudden urge to poop. I didn't want to use the bushes, so I thought I could hold it in. I was wrong. FML

#19890134
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21660) - you deserved it (5046)

On 07/04/2012 at 9:48am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6478) - you deserved it (46387)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

#19835605
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18637) - you deserved it (3498)

On 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Gremlin (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

#19812201
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21483) - you deserved it (2321)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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