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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5026
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MidnightTrue : I'm nice, and I love reading, writing, and music. Currently, I'm in college and taking basic classes right now. Eventually, I hope to graduate with either a Nursing or Radiography degree. I like meeting people and making new friends, so just send me a message if you'd like :) And I might add some people on Facebook too lol

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Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

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115 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, I walked into my mother's house to fine that she had knitted cloths for some of the household appliances . The toaster was wereing a dress . FML

#20457945
116 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today I once again walked in looool on husband eating our cat's food. mega FML

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105 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost mah vrginity!! I sarcastically replied that I'm still a vrgin!! She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder your so uptight!! You need to get laid, mom." mega FML

#20104739
166 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

2day my nieghbor discovered Gangnam Style!! Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening!! I could just about deal with thier dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off!! FML

#20100208
245 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by Can you say "bandwagon"? (man) - United States

Today, At Around 11pm The Police Made A Visit To Mah House, Explaining How Mah Nieghbors Had Thought I Was Using A Universal Remote To Change There Television Channels . Real FML

#20099119
83 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , a woman cummd up to me at work an screamd at me fir "taking forever" to come an wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. real FML

#20056260
92 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm - work - by FastFoodWaiter (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins r mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins r birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML

#20054655
86 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 8:10pm - animals - by difference between birds and mammals. - Australia

Taday ma pregnant wife broke down in tears over te fact tat since moving to Brazil 4 ma job, we don't ave regular access to macaroni and ceese. mega FML

#20032360
207 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

today I got into an argument with my grlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
196 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
321 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today , I Found Myself Trying To Explain To Mah Puppy Why I'm Still Single. I Think I Just Found Out Why. FML

#20028660
61 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today I woke up by inhaling a fly up mah nose and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside mah nasal cavity. FML

#20027750
157 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, Mah Dad Got So Drunk That He Had An Intense Argument With The Microwave, Resulting In Him Threatening To Ground Me After I Tried To Calm Him Down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States



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