About MidnightMusic53 : I'm 18 years old, I made this account because I'm pretty clumsy and may have some amusing FMLs in the future.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Profile completed
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