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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 September 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2105
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About MidnightMusic53 : I'm just here for the laughs.

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Visits<b>interesting33</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 5:47pm<b>Goats_in_floats</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 3:00pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 7:50am<b>batman169</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 12:21pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:31pm<b>mptb9997</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 11:08pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:11am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:44pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 4:41pm<b>Serire</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 6:14pm<b>Beyto7000</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 2:43am<b>andy594328</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 12:37am<b>xDochx</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 7:56pm<b>tymarie2012</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 5:53am<b>NotR3ddy</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 9:38am<b>Whorunstheworld</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 4:21pm<b>PHP</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 9:13am<b>ryan4723</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 4:11am

Fucked!<b>interesting33</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 11:47pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 1:50pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:31am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:20pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:44pm

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MidnightMusic53's favorite FMLs

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

by poop / 03/24/2016 at 2:15pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

by Stuby14 / 11/23/2015 at 9:31am / United States (South Dakota) / Intimacy

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

by AK-47 / 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

by izaya / 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

by Rusty / 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

by sweetsixteenyay / 06/25/2015 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Caerphilly) / Miscellaneous