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Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

#17461344 (451)

I agree, your life sucks (9575) - you deserved it (27738)

On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (3793) - you deserved it (6081)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181 (460)

I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (4174)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a dream I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (8549)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26029) - you deserved it (22965)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

#14583588 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (14306) - you deserved it (2101)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm - animals - by inchetogb - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

#14067824 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (20777) - you deserved it (1852)

On 12/03/2010 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (7036) - you deserved it (21836)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

#13139636 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (22765) - you deserved it (3422)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

#7233088 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (13303) - you deserved it (4379)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

#6550671 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (8206) - you deserved it (21475)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

#6168775 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (28849) - you deserved it (5589)

On 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by x (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

#5165059 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (36200) - you deserved it (10501)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

#4225104 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (30764) - you deserved it (3827)

On 08/02/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by epicfail (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

#3929849 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (43199) - you deserved it (4355)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)