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  • Town/Country : Kansas City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1428
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MidnightB : I like reading, music, art, and enjoy watching crime shows. I like making new friends, so don't be shy to message me. I don't do nudes, so don't bother asking. Kik? Sure, just ask. :)

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Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 12:57am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 10:37pm<b>han1717</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:58am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:28pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:00am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:50pm<b>olpally</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:34am<b>marshm610</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 12:57am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 5:17pm<b>godofwar8899</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Paid4Hir3</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 7:19pm<b>YouThatReadWrong</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 7:49am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 9:06pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 1:19am<b>Amaury56</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:13pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:00pm<b>iNewKid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 5:00pm

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MidnightB's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love

Today, a man kept talking and laughing like an idiot all through the movie I was watching. I thought he was high, so I called him a moron and told him to shut the hell up. It turned out he wasn't high. He was just "special". FML

by soembarassed / 03/18/2016 at 2:26pm / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous

Today, my class was given the assignment to have an informal discussion, debating who would be the best fit for president of the US. The school's security guards were called in after the Trump supporters started fights with everyone else. FML

by Off to Canada / 03/16/2016 at 3:48am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

by chunky monkey / 03/14/2016 at 2:26pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, after struggling to get something out of my eye, I kept my eye open long so it would start to water. My mother in law noticed and said, "Aww, do you need a therapist again?" She knows full well I struggle with chronic depression. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot) / Health

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love

Today, my vet prescribed Xanax for my very anxious dog, because he keeps me awake all night whining and pacing. He slept soundly for about an hour, then woke up, threw up all over my carpet, and went right back to whining and pacing. FML

by Grimmerie / 03/07/2016 at 4:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

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Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

by Upset / 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

by Why / 01/29/2016 at 5:53pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

by iTried / 01/28/2016 at 7:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

by oliver / 01/27/2016 at 7:02am / United States / Health

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML

by NotYourToy / 01/27/2016 at 2:59am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

by believe me now?? / 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Love

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

by Garfield / 01/20/2016 at 11:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy