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MidnightB

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MidnightB

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MidnightBMidnightB
  • Town/Country : Kansas City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 832
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MidnightB : I like reading, music, art, and enjoy watching crime shows. I like making new friends, so don't be shy to message me. I don't do nudes, so don't bother asking. Kik? Sure, just ask. :)

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Visits<b>lightning20</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:25am<b>wafflelover</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:46am<b>killer0689</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:00pm<b>han1717</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 1:58am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:52pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:40pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:28pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:00pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 11:49am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 10:44pm<b>olpally</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 10:45pm<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 5:50pm<b>calebjoe99</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 1:43pm<b>braver7315</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:10am<b>chaoss10</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:46am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:28am<b>Beccag7</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 9:40am

Fucked!<b>han1717</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:58am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:28pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:00am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:50pm<b>olpally</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:34am<b>marshm610</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 12:57am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 5:17pm<b>godofwar8899</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Paid4Hir3</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 7:19pm<b>YouThatReadWrong</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 7:49am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 9:06pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 1:19am<b>Amaury56</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:13pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:00pm<b>iNewKid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 5:00pm<b>A07</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 5:12am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:23am

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MidnightB's favorite FMLs

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

#21522430
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24103) - you deserved it (3872)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

#21520891
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17479) - you deserved it (3087)

On 01/29/2016 at 5:53pm - misc - by Why (man) -

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

#21520351
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20490) - you deserved it (8073)

On 01/28/2016 at 7:12am - misc - by iTried - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

#21519974
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (1977)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:02am - health - by oliver (man) - United States

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML

#21519950
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20684) - you deserved it (1918)

On 01/27/2016 at 2:59am - work - by NotYourToy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

#21518234
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (1761)

On 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm - love - by believe me now?? (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

#21517614
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20502) - you deserved it (3225)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by Garfield - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

#21516257
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20524) - you deserved it (3240)

On 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

#21516125
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24973) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/17/2016 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

#21510463
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20560) - you deserved it (1646)

On 01/02/2016 at 12:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

#21510035
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (4063)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML

#21509727
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22544) - you deserved it (3519)

On 12/31/2015 at 11:40am - love - by ScaredOfClowns (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

#21502374
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23713) - you deserved it (4773)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:12pm - misc - by crushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

#21500205
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21315) - you deserved it (1621)

On 12/04/2015 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called my boss to ask if my paycheck had been deposited yet. He said no, that my grandmother came in to work and picked it up. Confused, I called her. She is holding it ransom until I start calling home every day. I do, but she gets so drunk, she doesn't remember. FML

#21493320
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26606) - you deserved it (1808)

On 11/16/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by kitkat1740 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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