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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 810
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MicroFuturism : Hardcore Muser. Love my puppy Wembley ^_^ I'm arrogant, but also crazy shy. Been playing lacrosse for a few years. I attend the most crazy smart kid nerd school...sleep is not an option -_-'
My instagram is MicroFuturism.
N I love gummy sharks :D

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Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24891) - you deserved it (2529)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:52pm - health - by GoDiarrhea (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61208) - you deserved it (6918)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men." he said "Oh ya, me too! I really like buff guys also." FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67256) - you deserved it (12648)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:40am - love - by vela9002 (woman) - United States (California)



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