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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MicroFuturism : Hardcore Muser. Love my puppy Wembley ^_^ I'm arrogant, but also crazy shy. Been playing lacrosse for a few years. I attend the most crazy smart kid nerd school...sleep is not an option -_-'
My instagram is MicroFuturism.
N I love gummy sharks :D

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Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (25711)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22265) - you deserved it (1994)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

#19777133
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24596) - you deserved it (1713)

On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24777) - you deserved it (2645)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25767) - you deserved it (3217)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13130) - you deserved it (41275)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

#19255450
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21547) - you deserved it (1834)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25814) - you deserved it (6103)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11396) - you deserved it (36651)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

#19102650
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (5141)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26046) - you deserved it (3285) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35039) - you deserved it (6001)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

#16717127
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (10319)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50508) - you deserved it (9827)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28800) - you deserved it (3123)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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