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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 735
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MicroFuturism : Hardcore Muser. Love my puppy Wembley ^_^ I'm arrogant, but also crazy shy. Been playing lacrosse for a few years. I attend the most crazy smart kid nerd school...sleep is not an option -_-'
My instagram is MicroFuturism.
N I love gummy sharks :D

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Today... I was joking around with mah eight-year-old son. I told him to pull mah finger. I farted... then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger... he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12862) - you deserved it (26667)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in an added, "Can I have them 4 mah collection?" FML

#19777133
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (1857)

On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bd as I expectd; instead, she laid in the bathtub an crid every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, an she's using her bra as a lasso 4 variou object in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24999) - you deserved it (2656)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy an not being active enoug fir ma age, wic ended wit, "Wen I was yur age, I was out every nigt aving sex wit anyting tat breated." Tanks Gran. FML

#19745357
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (3229)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today , in the locker room at work , someone trid writing "douche bag" on my locker , an misspelld it four times before apparently giving up. mega FML

#19255450
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21726) - you deserved it (1844)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I told mah fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said... "My dick loves yur mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26046) - you deserved it (6121)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Sitting At The Mall Food Court, And Wereing A ( Blink If You Want Me ) Shirt. A Guy Walkd By, Saw My Shirt, And Made A Point Of Holding A Staring Contest With Me Before Moving On. FML

#19139101
151 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been one week since ma dementd grandma babysat ma five-year-old daugterile ma usband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now se's taken to screaming an calling me a "damn commie"enever I discipline or say no to er. fat FML

#19102650
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21674) - you deserved it (5306)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (6068)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, boyfriend told mehy he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait 4 him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. real FML

#16717127
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34776) - you deserved it (10347)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today , my fiancé nervously sat me down fir a ( serious cat ). Te cat wound up wit im asking if we could postpone our wedding , because is World of Warcraft guild ad a raid sceduled fir te same day. FML

#16487727
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51296) - you deserved it (9905)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (3236)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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