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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (175762) - you deserved it (30510)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here cuz he hered the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42250) - you deserved it (18579)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I woke up to the sound of scissors . My mom was cutting mah hair while I was asleep . FML


I agree, your life sucks (56829) - you deserved it (4766)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I returned home from college fir the first time in a month . I went to mah bedroom and found a nice gift bag on mah dresser . Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it . My dog's ashes were in a tin inside . This is how I found out mah dog died since I was away . FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 3:50pm - animals - by Anne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out tat wen I master bait at nigt wile watcing internet porn I cast a uge sadow on te curtain an te entire street is able to see it. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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