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Micky_Pain
  • Town/Country : Germany/Norway/China
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1046
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (123) - you deserved it (4894)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:48am - work - by pdnne (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91768) - you deserved it (7456)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190 (368)

I agree, your life sucks (111557) - you deserved it (26058)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167978) - you deserved it (51067)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)