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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MickyD18 : I'm from Idaho but going to college in Utah! I love it here, I'm very athletic and love to play sports and go out and have fun! Im on my college track team also :)

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MickyD18's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10836) - you deserved it (32166)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

#4035403
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34671) - you deserved it (25525)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:22pm - love - by dajfleasd (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

#590218
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15933) - you deserved it (96381)

On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

#209594
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (42428)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17101) - you deserved it (55682)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49042) - you deserved it (5176)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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