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About Mickey0186 : Nothing much to say besides I live in the best place in the world... I love animals especially sharks and cats... I'm a very quite person and always keep to myself... I'm going to travel the world some day... ONE OF A KIND !!
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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed hysterically and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
Friday 18 July 2014