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Mickey0186

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Mickey0186

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Mickey0186 : Nothing much to say besides I live in the best place in the world... I love animals especially sharks and cats... I'm a very quite person and always keep to myself... I'm going to travel the world some day... ONE OF A KIND !!

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Mickey0186's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." 5ML

#21038006
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39084) - you deserved it (3544)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:36am - love - by MH - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

#20820496
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67173) - you deserved it (8849)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37795) - you deserved it (5040)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8342) - you deserved it (23020)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29209) - you deserved it (8910)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55950) - you deserved it (5973)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)



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