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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 392
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36609) - you deserved it (21996)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (7720)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12795) - you deserved it (67872)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (3905)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
722 comments

I agree, your life sucks (765284) - you deserved it (62788)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
799 comments

I agree, your life sucks (830251) - you deserved it (91064)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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