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Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 10:38am - money - by Eragons_Mommy92 - United States
Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 10:38am - money - by Eragons_Mommy92 - United States
Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 11:59pm - animals - by Monkeyless (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by BoomHeadshot (woman) - Australia
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
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