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MichellinMan

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MichellinMan

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  • Number of visits : 5361
  • Number of comments : 550
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today,hile at work taking notes on a pad of paper, mah boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6571) - you deserved it (27070)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND QUIT HIS JOB AS A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR AND PICKD UP THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT A RAT FARM SO HE COULD HAVE MORE TIME DURING THE DAY TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20182185
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32273) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at mah new place . For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius,hen it snapped off . I don't have a clue how to fix it . FML

#20104478
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7810) - you deserved it (38911)

On 10/06/2012 at 4:29pm - misc - by didntknowyoucouldbreakit (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I ad tree tings stolen: ma pone, ma iPod, an ma grlfriend. All by te same guy. FML

#20094866
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32348) - you deserved it (2619)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)

Today,hile dog sitting mah neighbor's Great Dane , I decidd to order pizza. As soon as I receivd it , the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I movd , he ran full force an knockd me into the door , causing me to fall an drop the pizza,hich he promptly devourd in front of me. big fat FML

#20083358
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20512) - you deserved it (3023)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Spant Hours Crafting A Tiara To Look Lika Tha Princass From Boyfriand's Favourita Gama Sarias , Zalda. I Sant Him A Pictura Of Ma Waaring It , And Got Tha Raply: ( Sura , That's Nica , But You'd Ba Battar As Majora. ) FML

#20079245
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (3164)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, the gas company cummd to connect our stove fir free. While here, they broke looool our hot water heater, shut it off, an issud us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back fir another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

#20072391
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19580) - you deserved it (1419)

On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I Was Sitting In On A Boring Presentation At Work . I Yawned An Sifted In Cair , Accidentally Sitting On Testicles . I Srieked In Pain An Spent Te Next Five Minutes Coking Back Teres , Wile Boss Told Me To Sut Mout An Stop Fucking Around . Big Fat FML

#20066447
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19872) - you deserved it (7109)

On 09/10/2012 at 5:20pm - work - by kevcng (man) - United States

Today, my car keys decidd to play hide and seek!! Good news: I found them under my bd!! Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduld looool to start!! FML

#20064518
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16479) - you deserved it (5594)

On 09/09/2012 at 11:01am - misc - by Can't Win - United States (Illinois)

TODAY I TRIPPED OVER MY DOG AND LANDED ON MY FACEHILE TRYING TO PROVE TO MY FATHER THAT I CAN WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME. MEGA FML

#20064184
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7888) - you deserved it (22851)

On 09/09/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, Mah Dormant Eczema Decided To Come Back With A Vengeance - On Mah Scrotum . I Work In An Open Office And Can't Scratch Unless I Repeatedly Run Into The Restroom . FML

#20058701
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19015) - you deserved it (1402)

On 09/05/2012 at 10:06am - health - by needtoscratch (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today I found out what it feels lyk to have a cotton swab shoved up mah cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (8444)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wifa mada up ar own tama song fir wan sa paas in ta looool sowar. FML

#20056463
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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