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I've been here since 2009. This is my second account. I've never put my old account in my info, I just wanted to keep it secret. It's kind of funny watching this site turn from funny and laughing at/with the poster, to people complaining about other commenter's grammar and have uber sympathy for the poster. Meh, that's just what it feels like. Boobs.
I'm not stuck up when it comes to what your comment says. If it's any bit relevant to the FML and the grammar is at least eligible, then chances are I'm cool with you. Just don't be mean to me, I'll fucking throw mother fucking monster truck tires at you.
I've stopped commenting as much, or I'd have over a thousand comments by now. That's because if your comment isn't hilarious or has college essay grade grammar, it's going to get down voted.
FUCK! THEY PUT LIMITS ON THE DESCRIPTIONS NOW! BOOOOOO!
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Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didn't recognize me. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014