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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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MichellinMan's favorite FMLs

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

#17804369
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (2583)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32271) - you deserved it (4000)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39082) - you deserved it (2249)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

#17789217
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (2884)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didn't recognize me. FML

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