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by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/04/2011 at 2:31pm / United States / Love
Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
by bastard magnet / 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by Emmy / 10/02/2011 at 2:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by failure / 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm / United States / Health
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didn't recognize me. FML
by ready_set_go / 04/08/2009 at 9:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…