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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML
by scared for life / 01/29/2012 at 11:23am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by lol / 01/25/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML
by ohforcheese / 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by facepalmface / 12/05/2011 at 9:34am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 8:01am / United States / Intimacy
by gtfb1993 / 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
by Eet- / 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love
by top dog! / 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
by letmedienow / 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm / United States (Texas) / Money
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