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MichelleRuzicka
  • Town/Country : Nebraska, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MichelleRuzicka : Just an honor student, leader, and artist finishing high school, then planning to enlist in the Marines. I'm a country girl; I love trucks, motorcycles, hunting, horseback riding, dogs, MMA, and most types of music. If you want to know more about me, shoot a message. I love talking to new people! :)

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Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21428) - you deserved it (6674)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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