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About MichelleRuzicka : Just an honor student, leader, and artist finishing high school, then enlisting in the Marines as a Motor T or combat engineer. I'm a country girl; I love trucks, motorcycles, hunting, horseback riding, anime, training for and competing in MMA (yes I enjoy fighting), and most types of music. If you want to know more about me, shoot a message. I love talking to new people, but please don't ask for nudes! :)
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Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML
Friday 5 February 2016