Michael_92

Search for a member

Michael_92

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2626
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Michael_92 : Hey guys and gals my name is Michael. I am a pretty busy guy most of the time so when I get some free time I like to sit back and read these stories. This site is a infectious disease I tell you. Feel free to message me if you wish, but once you do you cannot go back.

Michael_92's page activity

Visits<b>wave_runner</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 10:39am<b>bassist48</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:04pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:27pm<b>cjl1028</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:14pm<b>DaEpicTaco</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:35am<b>violinest20</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:36pm<b>daemonsparta</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 1:10am<b>CitricAcid</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:24pm<b>leah3691215</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 6:53pm<b>WubStep_</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 11:30pm<b>owen505</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Jak0p</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 6:02am<b>christinamarie17</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 1:58am<b>neonvortex</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 4:07pm<b>conman1198</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 12:04pm<b>Epiccake</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 4:34pm<b>mel_tran_</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 5:54pm<b>Eggploint</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 11:19pm

Michael_92's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of Michael_92's badges

Michael_92's favorite FMLs

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

by BigmouthStrikesAgain / 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

by erineilis / 08/16/2011 at 10:22am / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

by 30Jenna / 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 10:12am / United States / Money

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

by drew / 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

by sydysyd / 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

by Blank / 06/16/2010 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous