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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1329
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Michael_92 : Hey guys and gals my name is Michael. I am a pretty busy guy most of the time so when I get some free time I like to sit back and read these stories. This site is a infectious disease I tell you. Feel free to message me if you wish, but once you do you cannot go back.

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Michael_92's favorite FMLs

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26529) - you deserved it (7527)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

#17489225
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (15179)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42067) - you deserved it (5762)

On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46122) - you deserved it (25030)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14755) - you deserved it (35390)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96994) - you deserved it (10729)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34185) - you deserved it (11324)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (31510)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7457) - you deserved it (86918)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21459) - you deserved it (4405)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99188) - you deserved it (5414)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99188) - you deserved it (5414)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17571) - you deserved it (48503)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11784) - you deserved it (49849)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

#11251365
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35724) - you deserved it (3710)

On 06/16/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Blank (woman) - United States (Florida)



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