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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 289
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Michael912 : Im 16, am a sophmore in high school and come here for some laughs and meet some friends

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Visits<b>Slimshots</b> - the 02/14/2012 at 11:04pm

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Michael912's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30753) - you deserved it (4961)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33643) - you deserved it (12190)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

#3180871
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77780) - you deserved it (11820)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by creeped_out_ - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (49652)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by jalapenos99 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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