Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Michael87Jackson

Search for a member

Michael87Jackson

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Michael87Jackson : I love Michael Jackson

Michael87Jackson's page activity

Visits<b>courtcann</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 1:47am<b>lillyoconnor</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 1:40am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 3:19pm<b>agent4442</b> - the 05/01/2014 at 7:50am<b>laaker</b> - the 02/13/2014 at 1:22am<b>snapplecap281</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 11:25pm<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 1:40pm<b>op_pollicis</b> - the 07/31/2013 at 7:26am<b>barnee26</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 5:25pm<b>BellaBelle</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 7:53pm<b>j_man_in_ak</b> - the 04/15/2013 at 7:24pm<b>iNewKid</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 6:29pm<b>stallingsjason</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 11:36am<b>neemaizadi</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 8:58am<b>neeni88</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 2:07am<b>Eivana</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 1:22am<b>Perception</b> - the 01/15/2013 at 11:56pm<b>lazch</b> - the 01/15/2013 at 10:51pm

Michael87Jackson's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of Michael87Jackson's badges

Michael87Jackson's favorite FMLs

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35702) - you deserved it (7822)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

#20195063
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5874) - you deserved it (26283)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by Moose (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7670) - you deserved it (24788)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31668) - you deserved it (4921)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

#19082292
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25087) - you deserved it (2323)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

#19026198
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22760) - you deserved it (1826)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27429) - you deserved it (2227)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21473) - you deserved it (9630)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22379) - you deserved it (3682)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

#18749747
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25083) - you deserved it (2794)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by marie519 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

#18663523
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10085) - you deserved it (34571)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15206) - you deserved it (27593)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

#18624537
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23682) - you deserved it (2673)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31447) - you deserved it (5874) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: