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- Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned… Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just… Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML